POOR MAN'S GAMES (PMGS)

**HELLO. I AM A PARASITE.**
Welcome to Poor Man's Games. I make games that are **intentionally bad** and sold for the low, low price of **$1.00 USD**. This is not a fun hobby; this is **E-BEGGING**.

The games below suck. They are buggy, they are short, and they are pale imitations of actual video games. You are not buying a game; you are **DONATING TO MY RENT**. Pay the dollar. You should feel bad.

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DOWNLOAD THE SLOP

• POOR MAN'S ELDEN RING ($1.00)

  It's bad.

• POOR MAN'S STARDEW VALLEY ($1.00)

  You can only plant one seed, then the game crashes. A beautiful experience.

• POOR MAN'S THE SIMS ($1.00)

  A static image of a room. That's it. Please give me money.

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DONATE DIRECTLY (The Preferred Method)

Why bother with the games? Just give me money directly. I prefer this.
**PAYPAL:** i_need_money@example.com
**KO-FI:** ko-fi.com/pmgs